January 1st, 2017


R.I.D.* 2016, you motherf***er...

The short list of prominent deaths in 2016:

10th: David Bowie, age 69, liver cancer
11th: David Margulies (actor: Ghostbusters, The Sopranos, etc.), age 78, natural causes
14th: Alan Rickman, age 69, pancreatic cancer
15th: Dan Haggerty (actor: The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams), age 74, spinal cancer
18th: Glenn Frey (of The Eagles), age 67, complications following intestinal surgery
26th: Abe Vigoda, age 94, natural causes

4th: Edgar Mitchell (sixth man on the moon), age 85, natural causes
6th: Dan Gerson (screenwriter: Big Hero 6, Monsters, Inc., etc.), age 49, brain cancer;
     Dan Hicks (singer-songwriter, principally of Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks), age 74, liver cancer
13th: Antonin Scalia, age 79, natural causes (possibly helped along by having one of the most stressful jobs in the entire fucking world)
14th: Drewe Henley (Red Leader in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story), age 75, natural causes
15th: Vanity (of the 80's pop band Vanity 6), age 57, renal failure
16th: Boutros Boutros-Gali (former Secretary General of the UN), age 93, complications from a fall
18th: Umberto Eco, age 84, pancreatic cancer
     Harper Lee, age 89, natural causes
28th: George Kennedy (actor: Cool Hand Luke, etc.), age 91, heart disease

6th: Nancy Reagan, age 94, heart failure
8th: Sir George Martin, age 90, natural causes
10th: Keith Emerson (of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer), age 71, suicide by gunshot
16th: Frank Sinatra, Jr., age 72, heart attack
22nd: Rob Ford (former crack-smoking Mayor of Toronto), age 46, liposarcoma
23rd: Joe Garagiola, Sr. (baseball player and sportscaster), age 90, natural causes
     Ken Howard (actor: The White Shadow, 1776, etc.), age 71, natural causes
24th: Garry Shandling, age 66, blood clot
28th: Peggy Fortnum (illustrator of the Paddington Bear book series), age 96, natural causes
29th: Patty Duke, age 69, sepsis

6th: Merle Haggard, age 79, complications from pneumonia
8th: Scooter (oldest living domesticated cat), age 30, natural causes
12th: James Bond, age 70, natural causes ... What? No, not THAT James Bond. The Australian Navy officer. Geesh...
13th: Gareth Thomas (actor: Blake's 7, etc.), age 71, heart failure
17th: Doris Roberts, age 90, stroke
20th: Chyna, age 46, accidental overdose
21st: Prince, age 57, accidental overdose

6th: Candye Kane (former porn actress, blues singer-songwriter), age 54, pancreatic cancer
14th: Darwyn Cooke (comic book artist and writer: DC: The New Frontier, The Spirit, etc.), age 53, cancer
19th: John Berry (of the Beastie Boys), age 52, frontal lobe dementia
     Morley Safer (TV journalist: 60 Minutes, etc.), age 84, pneumonia
     Alan Young (actor: Mister Ed, The Time Machine, etc.; and voice actor: DuckTales, etc.), age 96, natural causes
28th: Harambe (gorilla), age 17, shot

3rd: Muhammad Ali, age 74, septic shock
6th: Sir Peter Shaffer (playwright: Amadeus, Equus, etc.), age 90, natural causes
19th: Anton Yelchin, age 27, blunt traumatic asphyxia

3rd: Richard Grayson (composer, pianist, and former sidekick of Batman er, whoops, wrong guy...), age 75, natural causes (Yeah, he was way too young to have been Robin...)
     ...but this one's for real. Noel Neill (Lois Lane), age 95, natural causes
17th: Fred Tomlinson (composer of Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song"), age 88, natural causes
27th: Jerry Doyle (actor: Babylon 5, etc.), age 60, complications from chronic alcoholism

2nd: David Huddleston (actor: The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, etc.), age 85, heart and kidney disease
8th: Ali Baba, age 75, natural causes ... What? No, not THAT Ali Baba. The Pakistani writer. Geesh. THAT Ali Baba would be, what? Something like 1,500 years old now?
9th: Barry Jenner (Admiral Ross on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), age 75, acute myeloid leukemia
11th: Glenn Yarbrough (folk singer), age 86, complications from dementia
13th: Kenny Baker, age 81, undisclosed illness
29th: Gene Wilder, age 83, complications from Alzheimer's disease

1st: Jon Polito (actor: The Rocketeer, Homicide: Life on the Street, etc.), age 65, multiple myeloma
24th: Bill Nunn (actor: Do the Right Thing, Spider-Man, etc.), age 63, leukemia
25th: Arnold Palmer, age 87, natural causes

20th: Michael Massee (actor: The Crow, The Amazing Spider-Man, etc.), age 64, stomach cancer
22nd: Steve Dillon (comic book artist: Hellblazer, Preacher, etc.), age 54, appendicitis

7th: Leonard Cohen, age 82, complications from a fall
     Janet Reno, age 79, Parkinson's disease
11th: Robert Vaughn, age 83, acute leukemia
24th: Florence Henderson, age 82, heart failure
25th: Fidel Castro, age 90, natural causes
     Ron Glass (Shepherd Book on Firefly), age 71, respiratory failure

8th: John Glenn, age 95, natural causes
11th: Bob Krasnow (co-founder of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame), age 82, natural causes
13th: Alan Thicke, age 69, ruptured aorta
14th: Bernard Fox (actor: The Mummy, The Rescuers, Titanic, etc.), age 89, heart failure
18th: Zsa Zsa Gabor, age 99, heart failure
24th: Richard Adams (author: Watership Down, etc.), age 96, natural causes
25th: George Michael, age 53, suspected heart failure
27th: Carrie Fisher, age 60, complications from a heart attack
28th: Debbie Reynolds, age 84, stroke
29th: Cyril deGrasse Tyson (civil rights activist and father of Neil deGrasse Tyson), age 89, natural causes
31st: William Christopher (Father Mulcahy on M*A*S*H), age 84, small cell carcinoma


* Requiescat in doloribus = rest in agony