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Funny SWTOR chat

As many of you know, I play Star Wars: The Old Republic, which is an MMO. And, as in many MMOs, the chat channels can be somewhat . . . sophomoric. But occasionally there are gems. A couple such gems, which have occurred recently, are:

Clark-El: I have a mission to "Confront and defeat Zaira Kent". That's going to make family reunions kinda awkward.
Tand: HAH!
[Player]: Oh, wow, Zaira Kent! I've fought her. She hits HARD!
Tand: Well, DUH!!!

Vannekh: I have a mission to destroy Gormak AA batteries. So, what, we don't want the Gormak powering their personal electronics now?
[Player1]: I know, right?
[Player2]: Hit them where you know it will hurt them the most: their vibrators! You will hear the lamentation of their women.


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chorale
Jun. 30th, 2014 04:58 pm (UTC)
*snorts with laughter* *snorts again*
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